How the Rhombus is Destroying the Porn Industry
This is a very interesting rhombus! Dear minions, You know what really makes me want to stick a plunger to the surface of my head? No, not clogged toilets… Antonella Barba not winning American Idol....
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Guilty as charged?Dear minions, I’ll tell you who really killed Captain America… Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert conveniently inherited Captain America’s shield following the characters death and is...
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View ArticleHow to Tie Up a Chicken
Shake what yo mama gave ya! Today I was entrusted with the task of tying up a chicken. Simple as that may sound, a chicken is indeed a formidable foe that should not be underestimated. The first thing...
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